Tuesday, 18 August 2009

True Embarassment

I tend to record a lot of programmes on Sky+ to watch when I am on my time off. Things I don't think Noel will be very interested in or that I really fancy watching but are on quite late. A few weeks ago I began recording the vampire series True Blood on FX.

Today at lunchtime I decided it was time I started to watch them as I had 5 episodes taped, so I settled down on the sofa and started watching. Before the programme began a warning flashed up to inform me that the programme contained "Scenes of sexual nature and strong language"... great I thought ideal afternoon viewing.

I began to watch and true enough there were scenes of a very sexual nature... very sexual indeed!!! Unfortunately right in the middle of one such scene I heard the back door open and Martin (Erin's boyfriend) come into the kitchen, where the tv also happened to be on and tuned to the same thing I was watching... I desperately attempted to stop the tape, only to succeed in pausing it at a particularly graphic moment......so now Erin's boyfriend thinks I sit at home all day watching porn!!!!!

4 comments:

Jo said...

hahahahaha ! ... just retold the tale to sean and we are both peeing ourselves ... lol

Jo said...

were you wearing your tutu at the time ?

Loose-Canon said...

Hehehehehe thats made me giggle. Maybe you should make him knock in future? (or stop watching porn)

Anonymous said...

Perhaps she secretely wanted to be found out and hoped he liked it also. Hmmm