
Today was the annual visit to the vets for all four of my kitties in order for them to get their annual check up and booster jabs. As you can imagine it can be quite a logistical operation getting all four of them to the vets and can't be achieved in one trip.
First of all we have to ensure that they are all present and accounted for. By 8am Skittles, Nugget and Chicken had appeared but there was no sign of Henry. This was quite unusual as Henry is the laziest cat that ever lived and never usually wanders very far from his customary perch atop the Father in Laws barbeque (when switched off and covered of course). A few calls of puss, puss, puss from the back door and eventually about 9am he came galloping round the side of house and straight in through the patio door. With all four present and correct, it was then just a case of trying to get two into the cat box together.
First though I had to find the cat box which had somehow found its way into the attic of the garage along with all the other junk, so after routing around amongst the assorted rubbish I finally managed to man (or woman) handle it down the ladder and into the kitchen, only to discover that the door was broken and wouldn't lock. This meant that I had to try and hold the door shut with one hand while carrying the box with the other and hope that none of the cats had ideas of being Steve McQueen and making a mad dash for freedom.
So cat box is sat in the middle of the kitchen floor with the door invitingly open, up trots Henry, always the nosey one and walks straight into it, excellent thinks I, so Erin grabs Nugget and tries to get him into the box as well, but Henry is having none of it, hisses and takes a swipe at poor Nugget who immediately legs it into the living room. Henry in the meantime is happy in the box (strange cat) so Erin tries to insert Skittles next. She isn't too keen on this idea and puts all four legs out in an attempt not to be put in the box. After much palava she finally gets in, I shut the door, it falls off the hinges and both cats leg it across the kitchen!! This is not going to plan!
Plan B - I grab Henry, Erin grabs Skittles, I shove Henry in the box, Erin shoves Skittles in the box, I shut the door, taking care to ensure the hinges stay in place, hold the other side shut with one hand, pick up the box with the other and head for the car. Erin sits in the back seat with the cat box next to her holding the door shut and I drive as carefully as possible to the vets. Henry makes a noise that I have never heard from a cat before all the way to the vets, across the car park and into the waiting room where the presence of two dogs finally shuts him up.
The actual examination and injections were not problem what so ever, both behaved impeccably and returned to the box with no problems at all, so the first leg over with we returned to the house to pick up the other two. Now Chicken and Nugget, despite being brothers don't always get on very well together, Chicken being Top Cat of the house and Nugget being a right gay boy and general coward, so I anticipated some problems in getting both of them in the same box.
After a quick discussion Erin and I decided that bribery was probably the best policy so out came the cat crunchies, a handful of which were thrown into the box. Into the box goes....... Henry!! Not only is he lazy, he is also a pig. Henry is extracted from the box (under protest, after all there is food in there) and banished to the hall, Chicken then decides to go in after the crunchies so once he is in there Erin grabs Nugget and pushes him into the box. He is instantly pounced upon by Chicken, who objects to having his personal space invaded. There is much hissing and spitting, a few tufts of grey fur float out of the box then finally they calm down and resign themselves to the fact that for the next 10 minutes or so they are going to have to inhabit the same space.
The run to the vets and the appointment are completely uneventful, neither Chicken nor Nugget make the type of sound Henry did (being mature, grown up sensible cats). Both are examined, injected and re-inserted into their box without incident and once back in the car Chicken enjoys the trip home on Erin's lap gazing out of the window.
Thank god this only has to be done once a year........ especially as the whole thing cost me £136!!!